79 lines
1.5 KiB
JavaScript
79 lines
1.5 KiB
JavaScript
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let http = require('http')
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http.createServer(function(req,res) {
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res.write(`This was a triumph!
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I'm making a note here:
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Huge success!
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It's hard to overstate
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my satisfaction.
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Aperture Science:
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We do what we must
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because we can
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For the good of all of us.
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Except the ones who are dead.
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But there's no sense crying
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over every mistake.
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You just keep on trying
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'til you run out of cake.
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And the science gets done.
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And you make a neat gun
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for the people who are
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still alive.
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I'm not even angry...
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I'm being so sincere right now.
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Even though you broke my heart,
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and killed me.
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And tore me to pieces.
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And threw every piece into a fire.
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As they burned it hurt because
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I was so happy for you!
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Now, these points of data
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make a beautiful line.
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And we're out of beta.
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We're releasing on time!
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So I'm GLaD I got burned!
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Think of all the things we learned!
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for the people who are
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still alive.
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Go ahead and leave me...
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I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
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Maybe you'll find someone else
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to help you.
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Maybe Black Mesa?
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That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
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Anyway this cake is great!
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It's so delicious and moist!
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Look at me: still talking
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when there's science to do!
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When I look out there,
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it makes me glad I'm not you.
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I've experiments to run.
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There is research to be done.
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On the people who are
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still alive.
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And believe me I am
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still alive.
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I'm doing science and I'm
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still alive.
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I feel fantastic and I'm
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still alive.
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While you're dying I'll be
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still alive.
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And when you're dead I will be
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still alive
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Still alive.
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Still alive.`)
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res.end()
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}).listen(8080)
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