var xOffset = 15; var yOffset = 15; var xPos = 50; var yPos = -75; async function bouncy(win) { while (true) { await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 5)); //wait a few ms so we dont *completely* crash. ;) xPos += xOffset; yPos += yOffset; if (xPos > screen.width-175){ xOffset = Math.ceil( (6 * -1) * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; win.focus() } if (xPos < 0){ xOffset = Math.ceil(8 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } if (yPos > screen.height-100){ yOffset = Math.ceil( (6 * -1) * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } if (yPos < 0){ yOffset = Math.ceil( 8 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ; } try { win.moveTo(xPos,yPos); } catch { console.log("FEATURE NOT SUPPORTED: BOUNCY") } } } async function main() { async function replicator() { window.open("index.html", "_blank",'location=no,height=200,width=200,scrollbars=yes,status=yes,toolbar=no') } async function replicate() { replicator() replicator() replicator() replicator() replicator() replicator() replicator() } document.addEventListener('keydown', function(e) { if (e.ctrlKey || e.altKey) { window.open("idiotlol.html", "_blank",'location=no,height=570,width=520,scrollbars=yes,status=yes,toolbar=no') } }); window.onkeydown = function(e) { if (e.ctrlKey || e.altKey) { window.open("idiotlol.html", "_blank",'location=no,height=570,width=520,scrollbars=yes,status=yes,toolbar=no') } } window.addEventListener('beforeunload',(event) => { replicate() }) } async function changeHTMLToIdiot() { document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].innerHTML = `` main(); try { bouncy(window) } catch { console.log("FEATURE NOT SUPPORTED: BOUNCY") } } function getAPPerm() { let audio = new Audio('empT.mp3'); audio.play(); audio.addEventListener('playing', perms("popups")); audio.addEventListener('error', ()=>{ alert(`please allow all audio/video to autoplay on our site, as well as popups. please. (In this order: Autoplay, then PopUps, then press OK.) :-)`) getAPPerm() }); } function getPopUpPerm() { let pu = window.open("popuppermmaker.html") if (pu == null || typeof(pu)=='undefined') { alert(`please allow all popups and autoplay for me please... (In this order: Autoplay, then PopUps, then press OK.) ;-)`) getPopUpPerm() } else { pu.close() changeHTMLToIdiot() } } function perms(perm) { if (perm == "autoplay") { getAPPerm() } else if (perm == "popups") { getPopUpPerm() } } var isChromium = window.chrome; var winNav = window.navigator; var vendorName = winNav.vendor; var isOpera = typeof window.opr !== "undefined"; var isIEedge = winNav.userAgent.indexOf("Edg") > -1; var isIOSChrome = winNav.userAgent.match("CriOS"); if (isIOSChrome) { // is Google Chrome on iOS document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].innerHTML = `