historical/geocities.git/dont.html
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<head>
<script>
alert("So what's up?");
alert("What kind of a response is that?");
alert("Ahh... so that's how it is, eh?");
alert("Wipe my butt.");
alert("Scub my feet.");
alert("Suck my toe.");
alert("Wipe my toilet with your face.");
alert("Ha ha. Had you at my command!");
alert("Lol. Why did you do those things?");
alert("In fact, why are you still listening to me?");
alert("Check the check box and THEN press O.K.");
alert("Wait, what?");
alert("You are using IE5?");
alert("And you still think this is 1998?");
alert("Well, you are wrong!");
alert("At least, I hope...");
alert("...I don't want you to die THAT painfully.");
alert("I have and idea.");
alert("Let's count to 255");
alert("Ready?");
alert("1");
alert("1.2");
alert("1.3");
alert("1.4");
alert("1.5");
alert("1.6");
alert("1.7");
alert("1.8");
alert("1.9");
alert("1.10");
alert("1.11");
alert("1.12");
alert("1.13");
alert("OW! STOP!");
alert("STOP CLICKING SO DANG FAST!");
alert("I SAID STOP!");
alert("STOP!");
alert("I SAID STOP!");
alert("Thank you! Ow, that hurt.");
alert("Now let's start over.");
alert("1");
alert("2");
alert("2.5");
alert("3");
alert("3.14");
alert("4");
alert("5.5");
alert("NOT!");
alert("Are you annoyed yet?");
alert("Huh?");
alert("Good! I guess you have about learned your lesson.");
alert("Let's go to the page now!");
alert("Goodbye!");
alert("Nah! I'm staying.");
alert("School sucks, huh?");
alert("All jokes aside, if you do this again, you WILL be sorry.");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you sorry?");
alert("Are you NOT sorry?");
alert("Aha! I will let you go anyways though... for now. >:D");
</script>
<title>I SAID DON'T!</title>
<head>
<body>
<h1>I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS IT! DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID NOW?</h1>
</body>