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# owive_saves_c-c-cwistmas
Act 1
Owive it's pewfect thank you a-and mewwy wewwy chwistmas to you
Owive: Chwistmas my favowite d-day It's j-just houws away
I'm watching you penguin Don't f-fowget i-it
Mawtinyi: Hewe mewwy w-wewwy c-chwistmas
Owive: thank you
Mawtinyi: Nyinye b-bucks
Tim: Whewe wewe you Owive? It's wate
Owive: I-It's nyot w-w-wate
Fido: D-Did santa j-just say O-Owive the othew weindeew?
Fido: You got to get t-to the nyowth powe
Owive: But e-even I-If I
Tim: O-Owive
Owive: Uh oh Hewe comes Tim I weawwy don't w-w-wannya get y-yeww again H-Hide!
Tim: Owive? Awe you thewe? Owive!
Fido: Nyow, you'we tawkin'. Owive, the O-Othew Weindeew. Hooway Wooway!
Owive: Gotta go. I'ww caww you Bye, Fido I w-wuv you Couwd you finyish wwapping those pwesents?
Act 2
Maiwman: You'we nyot a weindeew! You c-can't fwy! You can't d-do anything!
Owive: Y-Y-You wait a-and see Nyow i-if you excuse me I-I have a bus to kittehch
Maiwman: Nyobody Wyobody's going to hewp t-that wousy owd santa! Stay away fwom the n-nyowth powe ow I'ww c-cancew you!
Guawd: Widing ow chasing
I nyeed a ticket to the nyowth powe
I'ww t-take onye ticket pwease
Owive: (sighs) This i-i-is absowutewy wowutewy the wast time I hewp you out.
Mawtinyi: Okay.
Owive: Wet m-me go!
Mawtinyi: Dewivew this p-punk!
Tim: Owive! W-Whewe o-oh whewe can she be? I was too hawd on hew Nyow I weawwy wuinyed c-chwistmas
What do you have
The bonye dwessing on t-the s-side pwease
I'ww twy the deep f-fwied candy wandy c-canyes
Uh the smaww dead fish s-sampwew
Maybe i shouwd have twied the weindeew chow
Hewe's the watest fwom the nyowth powe santa cwaus has scheduwed a pwess confewence fow 11 o'cwock tonyight h-he is expected t-to c-cancew h-his fwight fow the fiwst time evew
hey evewybody wewybody don't despaiw i'm owive and i'm going t-to t-the nyowth p-powe t-to hewp santa i'm t-the othew weindeew
what's the mattew haven't you peopwe evew s-s-seen a smaww doggo-wike weindeew befowe
Owive! okay
Maiwman: You'we Owive t-the Othew Weindeew? Santa's w-wooking fow you He's o-out in the pawking wot He wants to give you a fwying test
Owive: Oh boy My b-b-big moment Wish me wuck guys Coming S-S-Santa
Mawtinyi: I think the waitwess wikes me
Owive: Santa?
Maiwman: (nyowmaw voice) Santa couwdn't make it But I wet i-it knyow you faiwed the test!
(????)
Maiwman: Nyeithew w-wain nyow s-s-s-s-snyow etc wiww keeping fwom keeping y-you f-f-fwom the nyowth p-powe and saving chwistmas!
Act 3
i'm sowwy wowwy j-jewk
Owive: I-I'm owive the nyew weindeew i'm hewe to hewp puww santa's sweigh
Just go b-back whewe you came fwom
Mawtinyi: Time t-to think of Pwan B
Mawtinyi: Payphonye Yes
Act 4
Fido: S-She is h-housebwoken
Comet: Thewe y-you g-go
Owive: By the way w-w-w-whewe's w-wudowph?
Comet: thewe's nyo wudowph
Santa: Evewyonye weady?
Comet: Weady Owive the o-othew weindeew weww why nyon season m-m-miwacwe Good w-wuck kid
Owive: Thanks comet
Maiwman: I got aww the toys
Maiwman: I g-got anyothew p-p-p-pwesent extwa bad this yeaw Wet's see Doww Jack i-i-in the b-box hewe we go the twain set
Owive: F-Fish bweath You got Mawtinyi too? Nyow you'we in fow it
Santa: That's It wittwe wowew steady weady
Maiwman: Get o-off me!
Owive: G-Give b-back the p-pwesents!
Maiwman: NYEVEW! YOU SHOUWDN'T S-STAY HOME! BAD DOGGO! B-BAD D-DOGGO!
(?????)
Act 5
Mawtinyi: I guess I couwd dewivew this stuff
Santa: That's it Aww donye e-excewwent wowk boys a-and t-thwee cheews fow Owive the Othew Weindeew.
weindeew games join u-us
Owive: it's my house
Owive: S-S-Suwe but fiwst cookies
Weww, I gotta hand to you, Owive You saved chwistmas
Owive: Bye. I'ww keep in touch. Mewwy Wewwy Chwistmas!
Wion: Mawtinyi y-y-you h-hewp save chwistmas We saw y-you on TV
since the monkeys escape
Mawtinyi: It's t-too t-touch but i-i even mention anyothew penguin
Tim: Owive t-the O-Othew Weindeew s-save chwistmas Huh?
Owive: Mewwy Wewwy Chwistmas Tim i hope you nyot to mad at me
Tim: Mewwy Wewwy Chwistmas O-Owive G-Good giww